I love my job … In search of an interesting looking dildo online today, I came across this nice little video.

Notice the lovely texture on the shaft of the dildo. She seems to really enjoy the way it feels on her clit! I love the color too.

Some women enjoy larger dildos for a tight fit. Here’s a great example of a woman that knows how to squirt with the best of them.

Tonight, a very simple and harmless question came up in conversation. The question was: Do monkeys masturbate? here are our findings….

Marcel, the Masturbating Macaque:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNiu5yvvXA

Cheeky monkey looks up girl’s skirt, then celebrates with a quick one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3xbc_lRHck

Massive baboon finishes off by licking his fingers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggugtHM4sc

Orangutan… looks a bit bored:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwssHTd_7sU

Chimp doin one for the tourists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC1akwHhT8o

and it’s not just monkeys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06tXEzP9G8

Skippy the bush kangaroo takes a break from filming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPLrRqkDY8

This is the best dog ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40EQqc9PY8U

Another desperate dog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG67c2ySo8Q

Unbelievable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuY33-jJPsk

A WALRUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNWmQiYb5I

nobody ever told us about this in biology!

Now who’s not guilty of giving this a try?

I am offering myself up for free sex on Facebook to the next 500 men or women who will take me up on the offer. One condition, we have to be friends first!

Here are some of the juicy details of friends I have had sex with so far:

Jorge had sex with me in the “missionary” position in a jacuzzi and had a beer.

Mike had sex with me in the “rocking chair” position at the library and begged for more.

I had sex with Sam in the “woman on top” position in a zoo in front of a monkey cage and said “thanks!”.

Mike had sex with me in the “rocking chair” position at the library and begged for more.
1 day ago.

I had sex with Mike in the “reverse cowgirl” position on the rooftop edge and did a cartwheel.

I had sex with Oma in the “standing” position in a telephone booth and handed over cash.